In 2011, Dave Chappelle resurfaced after a self-imposed exile from stardom to begin doing stand-up again—sometimes shows where standing up was about all he did, while intermittently sighing wearily at his unruly audience. Last year, he made those sorts of headlines again for a show in Austin, where rowdy attendees and his own, self-confessed lack of material made for another set Chappelle surrendered to hecklers. Most recently, Chappelle signed on to Funny Or Die’s Oddball Festival, a massive tour that would put Chappelle—who has struggled with crowd control even in smaller venues—in front of amphitheatres crammed with thousands of people, many of whom had been drinking all day. Yeah, so how’s that going?
Actually, surprisingly well, until everything fell apart in Hartford, Connecticut. Last night, Twitter lit up with reports that Chappelle completely stopped performing after around 10 minutes, telling the audience he refused to go on unless it shut up and, presumably, stopped shouting out references to Rick James and the like. And because that didn’t happen (because RICK JAMES, BITCH), for the next 25 minutes of his contractually obligated time slot, Chappelle simply pulled up a stool, smoked his cigarettes, bantered a bit with people in the front row, and met the resounding chorus of boos with utter indifference.
“You are booing yourself,” Chortle quotes him as saying. “Go home and look in the mirror and say ‘boo’ at yourself. At the moment, that’s how I feel about you.” Presciently predicting these very reports (Hey, like that one Tupac skit he’d probably like to hear someone shout out a reference to!), Chappelle reportedly added, “Ah, fuck you, I’m the one that has to get the review in the paper tomorrow. I’m going to have to read about this shit for months.” At one point, Chappelle even took a page from Andy Kaufman’s book by taking a book from a woman in the audience, then reading the cover notes aloud. After running out the clock, shrugging that he was getting paid handsomely anyway for doing "about three minutes" of material, Chappelle concluded, “I like some of you, I hate some of you. I forgive some of you, but I don’t forgive all of you,” then exited the stage to Kanye West’s “New Slaves.”