There are few images in the visible spectrum more worthy of disdain than Sean Hannity, chin aquiver as he foments outrage in the name of “patriotism.” And so, accordingly, there are few images more worthy of celebration than watching him tuck that chin in to chow down on a big ol’ plate of shit.

That is exactly what happened yesterday when, in the midst of a characteristically blustery tirade about Donald Trump’s innocence in the wake of the New York Timesexplosive report that he had tried to fire Robert Mueller last year, Hannity was interrupted and forced to report that, wait, actually, it was all confirmed, and Donald Trump had in fact done all those things. Sources! Sometimes they work with you, sometimes they don’t. After accusing the Times of “trying to change the story,” Hannity then changes the story to broadcast a video. It is of a car crash. We will not make the obvious joke here.


Life is short; please watch the video multiple times.