No, Connecticut theater won't refund your money because you think Tree Of Life is boring

Targeted at people who did not follow Fox Searchlight’s implicitly prescribed directions for seeing Terrence Malick’s The Tree Of Life, this notice has been posted inside the window of the Avon Theater in Stamford, Connecticut, where the owners have apparently been besieged by people complaining that their Brad Pitt movie is too boring and they would like their money back, please. Unfortunately, the management is not responsible for any drawn-out dinosaur tangents, star-field screensavers, or lingering shots of sunlight flickering on walls. Your horizons must be this expansive to enter. Warning: Contains trace elements of philosophy. [via The Awl]