Savvy Internet study reveals that Joaquin Phoenix has a face on his forehead

The story of humanity is the story of science and discovery: We harnessed electricity and learned to fly; we eradicated some of the world’s most deadly diseases and created a virtual network capable of delivering information to anyone, anywhere in the world, in just a matter of moments; we even put a man on the moon, and we discovered a man on Joaquin Phoenix’s face.
Yes. You read that right. Joaquin Phoenix has face on his face. On his forehead, to be exact.