Should your devotion to Breaking Bad fandom supersede your desire for stylish transportation, Mike Faris Auto Wholesale has just the car for you: the 1984 Toyota Tercel driven by Jesse Pinkman, which is currently for sale on the Albuquerque dealer’s lot. The faded-red wagon comes with four-wheel drive, surprising reliability, a single windshield wiper, the urge to say, “Yeah, bitch!” after everything, and the self-delusion that you can reform yourself into a dependable family man despite your shady past, all standard on a car that—according to market value—would normally go for around $500 or less, but which the lot is currently selling under an optimistic sign reading, “Jessie’s [sic] car as seen on Breaking Bad. Make offer.”