Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, and Ghostface have come together to form a cover band
The Merkins have covered songs by Mötley Crüe, LL Cool J, Backstreet Boys, and others

Any cover act that wants to stand out from the rest needs a gimmick. That gimmick might be having a parrot shriek along to your renditions of classic songs, dressing up like a saxophone-playing Sasquatch in the woods, performing entirely on ukuleles, simply being Tony Hawk, or, in the case of The Merkins, dressing up like slasher movie icons for every video you put out.
The group’s latest is a cover of Mötley Crüe’s “Girls, Girls, Girls,” now transformed into “Kills, Kills, Kills” by Möstly Crüel. The band is made up of Jason Voorhees singing lead, Ghostface on guitar, Freddy Krueger on bass (somehow, despite the knife-fingers), and Michael Myers on drums.
As you might expect, it’s a pretty straightforward cover except when it comes to a new verse by Freddy and the rest of the lyrics, which are an ode to being frightening movie murderers who the chorus assures us “love kills, kills, kills.”