Michael Bay has already proven that he’s extremely good at translating beloved cartoons into virtually unrecognizable movies, and since he’s already worked his magic with Transformers and those Ninja Turtles films he produced, Bay has now set his sights on disappointing a slightly younger generation. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Bay and his Platinum Dunes production company are going to produce an adaptation of Dora The Explorer, the classic Nickelodeon kids’ show that rarely featured explosions, lavishly shot military hardware, or Megan Fox—though there was at least a fox.