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Cast
Larry the Cable Guy (Deputy Larry Stalder)Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg (Connie)Richard Bull (Sheriff Smoot)J. David Moeller (Elmer)Will Clinger (Bo)Omar Dykes (Gus)Reno Collier (Tater)Yaphet Kotto (Ricardo Bodi)Ivana Milicevic (Madeleine)Dan Waller (Agent Orange)Rick LeFevour (MIB #2)Joe Caballero (MIB #3)Sean Bridgers (Norm)Gerry Bednob (Omar)Claudia Michelle Wallace (TSA Woman)Emir Yonzon (TSA Supervisor)Gary Tippett (TSA Dog Handler)Jesse Dabson (TSA Expert)
Director
Charles Robert Carner
Synopsis
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
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