What's the point of a Jurassic World Arena Tour if the dinosaurs aren't going to break loose and eat people?
The various Jurassic _____ films fulfill a deep-seated and universal human desire that we all share on some level or another: The urge to be messily devoured by dinosaurs, gigantic reptile teeth rending our bodies with prehistoric fury. So it’s something of an affront to learn that the films’ producers are planning a global arena tour for the franchise, and all it’s going to have is a bunch of animatronic dinosaurs for people to look at from the safety of their unmasticated seats.