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FBOY Island co-creator Elan Gale on nice guys and why unrepentant fboys shouldn’t prosperBy Danette Chavez August 12, 2021 | 5:00pm
We wish we cared about something as much as New York cares about its dead owl
By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 4:57pm
Twitter finally addresses its systemic issues... just kidding! It's got a new font
By Andrew Paul August 12, 2021 | 3:17pm
Alexander, The Servant & The Water Of Life innovates in bringing poetics to comicsBy M.L. Kejera August 12, 2021 | 1:00pm
This week's Marvel vs. DC showdown: Bisexual icons
By Gabrielle Sanchez August 11, 2021 | 7:17pm
Hermit crabs are getting horned up by all the plastic we dump in the ocean
By Reid McCarter August 11, 2021 | 3:10pm
This week in Savage Love: Reunion blues
By Dan Savage August 11, 2021 | 5:00am
The American Pickers guys are fighting online, and it's getting pretty dirty
By Marah Eakin August 10, 2021 | 8:13pm
Zooey Deschanel and Jon Hamm will play a scandalous Hollywood couple in a new narrative podcast
By Gabrielle Sanchez August 10, 2021 | 5:42pm
I Am Not Starfire gives a beloved character new life via her daughterBy Caitlin Rosberg August 10, 2021 | 5:00pm
Tigger flag exposes the rot tearing apart the United States
By Andrew Paul August 10, 2021 | 4:30pm
Actor Christina Applegate shares multiple sclerosis diagnosis
By Gabrielle Sanchez August 10, 2021 | 2:15pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney's Magic Key Program, Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, and More
By Garrett Martin August 9, 2021 | 6:30pm
The New York Times learned a fun new word for this article about Instagram memesBy Reid McCarter August 9, 2021 | 5:27pm
Bitch Sesh wrings every last drop of drama from the Real Housewives franchiseBy Marnie Shure, Dan Jakes, Anthony D Herrera, Jose Nateras, morgan mcnaught August 9, 2021 | 5:00pm
Titane and Taiwanese ultraviolence lead Fantastic Fest 2021's first waveBy Katie Rife August 6, 2021 | 4:58pm
Your weekend assignments are The Suicide Squad , Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Laura Stevenson
By Matt Schimkowitz August 6, 2021 | 2:00pm
A sumo statue's big butt is scaring horses at the Olympics
By Reid McCarter August 5, 2021 | 8:00pm
Everyone loves Charles Darwin's clean bean, the bean owned by Darwin that's very clean
By Andrew Paul August 5, 2021 | 7:20pm
Fake iceberg injures guests at Titanic museum, proving the universe has a sick sense of humor
By Reid McCarter August 5, 2021 | 3:26pm
The fun new TikTok trend is eating frozen honey and getting diarrhea
By Reid McCarter August 4, 2021 | 6:00pm
This week in Savage Love: Mum and Dad
By Dan Savage August 4, 2021 | 5:00am
Read this: An exploration of why Twitter saw red over a display of excellent parallel parking
By Reid McCarter August 3, 2021 | 8:30pm
Cops have ignored our menacing clown threat for far too long, documents show
By Andrew Paul August 3, 2021 | 7:00pm
DashCon was a trainwreck because it was organized by a teenager
By Reid McCarter August 3, 2021 | 6:00pm
Watch This: Vic Berger checks in on de-platformed MAGA chuds, so you don't have to
By Matt Schimkowitz August 3, 2021 | 12:05am
Dan Kois wonders if he's more responsible for killing the Segway than the Segway itself is
By Sam Barsanti August 2, 2021 | 10:27pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Indoor Masks Return as Covid Surges in Orlando
By Garrett Martin August 2, 2021 | 8:00pm
Kathy Griffin reveals stage one lung cancer diagnosis, will undergo surgery
By Gabrielle Sanchez August 2, 2021 | 2:20pm
The White Lotus ’ Lukas Gage on the cheeky surprise at the end of “Recentering”By Cameron Scheetz August 2, 2021 | 11:00am
Prime Mates , a podcast about pop-culture monkeys, tackles the mystery of the Ape Titty SlideBy Marnie Shure, Craig D. Lindsey, Anthony D Herrera, Jose Nateras, Dan Jakes August 2, 2021 | 5:00am
U.S. Disney parks will require their employees to be vaccinated
By Tatiana Tenreyro July 30, 2021 | 9:00pm
"Jetpack Man" returns to menace the skies of Los Angeles once more
By Reid McCarter July 30, 2021 | 8:00pm
A look inside the high-stakes world of weirdly shaped Cheeto auctions
By Reid McCarter July 30, 2021 | 7:00pm
Billie Eilish, The Green Knight , and FBOY Island are the top priorities of the weekend
By Erik Adams July 30, 2021 | 1:26pm
Andrew Callaghan went to that QAnon "Patriot Roundup" in Texas, God bless him
By Andrew Paul July 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
Now is your chance to learn more about feta cheese than you ever thought possible
By Andrew Paul July 29, 2021 | 7:25pm
Big whoop, Brooklyn Nine-Nine 's final season gets a trailer
By Matt Schimkowitz July 29, 2021 | 7:15pm
The monkeys are at war in Thailand once again
By Reid McCarter July 29, 2021 | 6:15pm
The Good Fight ’s Wayne Brady wants LeVar Burton to host Jeopardy! , tooBy Danette Chavez July 29, 2021 | 3:00pm
No, it's definitely not good that a lagoon in Patagonia has turned bright pink
By Reid McCarter July 28, 2021 | 8:45pm
Yee-haw, wealthy cowpokes! It's time to buy a $1.8M property with a ghost town in the yard!
By Reid McCarter July 28, 2021 | 5:00pm
This week in Savage Love: Crabs
By Dan Savage July 28, 2021 | 5:00am
R.I.P. Joey Jordison, founding Slipknot drummer
By Sam Barsanti July 27, 2021 | 9:51pm
There are a lot of contenders, but Lake of the Ozarks might be the worst place in America right now
By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 9:04pm
Vitrified Brain : A stunning find at Pompeii or a new Cannibal Corpse album?By Andrew Paul July 27, 2021 | 8:15pm
Florida man fails latest attempt to run to New York or Bermuda in self-made floating bubble thing
By Reid McCarter July 27, 2021 | 4:58pm
Late argument for canceling the Olympics arrives in the form of a 6'10" basketball-playing robot
By Reid McCarter July 26, 2021 | 8:00pm
Chicago, win tickets to MEGA, an improv comedy podcast about a fictional megachurch
By Marnie Shure July 26, 2021 | 5:00pm
Beyond The Scenes From The Daily Show treats us to the stories that take place between tapingsBy Marnie Shure, Craig D. Lindsey, Anthony D Herrera, morgan mcnaught July 26, 2021 | 5:00pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Biden in The Hall of Presidents, Star Wars Hotel Poster, and More
By Garrett Martin July 26, 2021 | 4:15pm
Tig Notaro on animating her stand-up comedy and making herself laugh
By Danette Chavez July 23, 2021 | 7:00pm
Ready the Simpsons references: researchers think the universe is donut-shaped
By Andrew Paul July 23, 2021 | 6:00pm
Let Tom Hanks introduce you to the new, non-racist Cleveland baseball team name
By Marah Eakin July 23, 2021 | 4:24pm
Man fends off grizzly bear for days in Alaskan wilderness, so get ready for that movie (again)
By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 7:10pm
Meet Phantom, a big horse going viral because he is so goddamn big
By Andrew Paul July 22, 2021 | 6:30pm
Lucky teen experiences extra-special "seagull collision variant" of rollercoaster ride
By Reid McCarter July 22, 2021 | 6:00pm
Now the "space race" billionaires can compare their rocket-shaped dildos, too
By Tatiana Tenreyro July 21, 2021 | 7:00pm
PSA: A mantis shrimp can punch you so hard it rips right through your boots
By Reid McCarter July 21, 2021 | 6:00pm
This week in Savage Love: In the straights
By Dan Savage July 21, 2021 | 5:00am
Daniel Radcliffe and Geraldine Viswanathan tease the bumpy road ahead on Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail
By Danette Chavez July 21, 2021 | 3:01am
Florida man wrestles then tosses alligator onto bar's roof because he was "teaching it a lesson"
By Reid McCarter July 20, 2021 | 8:00pm
Here's a list of things that lasted longer than Jeff Bezos' 11-minute trip to space
By Tatiana Tenreyro July 20, 2021 | 4:16pm
Bitcoin dork launches scam "Freedom Phone" for the paranoid MAGA crowd
By Reid McCarter July 19, 2021 | 8:35pm
Finding D.W. stokes even more Arthur -related nostalgia, as if the Twitter memes weren't enoughBy Marnie Shure, Craig D. Lindsey, Jose Nateras, Anthony D Herrera July 19, 2021 | 6:00pm
Mila Kunis talked Ashton Kutcher out of being one of those rich guys in space
By Tatiana Tenreyro July 19, 2021 | 5:31pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Jungle Cruise Updates, Halloween at Disney and Universal, and More
By Garrett Martin July 19, 2021 | 5:30pm
The vamps get a little (virtual) sunshine in this What We Do In The Shadows tease
By William Hughes July 16, 2021 | 3:07am
Please stop calling attacks by sharks "shark attacks," okay?
By Andrew Paul July 15, 2021 | 5:55pm
Read this: How Quad City DJ's ended up getting the chance, doing their dance with the Space Jam theme song
By Reid McCarter July 15, 2021 | 5:00pm
The must-read Djeliya is a sublime West African fantasy epic
By M.L. Kejera July 15, 2021 | 3:00pm
Twitter Fleets is dead—but you probably don't use it anyway
By Tatiana Tenreyro July 14, 2021 | 8:10pm
Man fuels his personal fart-cycle with gas from a swamp
By Reid McCarter July 14, 2021 | 8:00pm
The iPhone Weather app isn't showing 69 degree temperatures
By Reid McCarter July 14, 2021 | 5:00pm
This week in Savage Love: Emotional arsonists
By Dan Savage July 14, 2021 | 5:00am
Lucky man discovers 160 free bowling balls buried beneath his home
By Reid McCarter July 13, 2021 | 8:30pm
Fast food workers seize the means of production, renounce their "Burger King"
By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 7:30pm
YouTuber investigates why sharks attack GoPros by swimming in shark-infested waters with a GoPro
By Reid McCarter July 13, 2021 | 7:00pm
No, there's no such thing as "ethically sourced" cocaine
By Andrew Paul July 13, 2021 | 6:00pm
Loki cinematographer on season 1’s “love story” and brawlsBy Danette Chavez July 13, 2021 | 2:00pm
Betty director Crystal Moselle on season 2’s “surprises” and search for communityBy Danette Chavez July 13, 2021 | 12:00pm
Jeff Goldblum gives bride and groom the wedding gift of Jeff Goldblum
By Gwen Ihnat July 12, 2021 | 10:54pm
New spider names pay tribute to Neil Gaiman, Brandi Carlile, Peter Gabriel, and others
By Reid McCarter July 12, 2021 | 7:00pm
Was 2016 the best year for music? Let yourself be convinced by James Acaster's Perfect Sounds
By Marnie Shure, Erik Adams, Craig D. Lindsey, Dan Jakes, Anthony D Herrera, morgan mcnaught July 12, 2021 | 7:00pm
The White Lotus ’ Murray Bartlett sheds some light on HBO’s dark new comedyBy Danette Chavez July 12, 2021 | 4:00am
"Little Einstein," an 11-year-old who just graduated university, now seeks to achieve immortality
By Reid McCarter July 9, 2021 | 8:00pm
Zaila Avant-garde, latest Scripps National Spelling Bee champion, is also a sick basketball player
By Reid McCarter July 9, 2021 | 3:45pm
Man sucks at pool so bad that he designed a table where every shot goes in
By Reid McCarter July 8, 2021 | 9:00pm
2021's top crime saga is the case of a California peacock murdered in a Craigslist hit
By Reid McCarter July 8, 2021 | 8:00pm
Facebook is essentially building Facebookville, which will surely respect everyone's work-life balance
By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 5:00pm
Hold off on that Cat Person movie: The story behind the story is even more interesting
By Sam Barsanti July 8, 2021 | 4:09pm
Conner O'Malley invites you to join him in the cybertopia of Endorphin Port
By Reid McCarter July 7, 2021 | 8:07pm
Oh no: Scientists have created robot "e-skin" that can sense touch and heal itself of wounds
By Reid McCarter July 7, 2021 | 7:30pm
This week in Savage Love: Sack lunch
By Dan Savage July 7, 2021 | 5:00am
The NOAA updates its 30-year "climate normals," and yeah, that tracks
By Andrew Paul July 6, 2021 | 7:00pm
YouTuber sets sail on kayak made out of duct tape
By Reid McCarter July 6, 2021 | 6:00pm
Andrew Callaghan and Channel 5 delve into the horny heart of darkness that is pickup artistry
By Andrew Paul July 6, 2021 | 5:00pm
We think you should watch I Think You Should Leave
By Allison Shoemaker July 6, 2021 | 5:00am
Lousy new space race heats up as Richard Branson plans to beat fellow rich jerk Jeff Bezos to the stars
By Reid McCarter July 2, 2021 | 7:00pm
The fat bears are fighting months ahead of Fat Bear Week
By Reid McCarter July 2, 2021 | 6:30pm
Boston Dynamics attempts to rehabilitate its horrible robot dogs' image with BTS dance video
By Reid McCarter July 1, 2021 | 8:30pm
Woman discovers "tiddlywink" game piece stuck up her nose 37 years later
By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 6:30pm
Presumably sick of all the new questions about aliens, NASA updates its UFO FAQ
By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 4:15pm
The 5 wildest revelations from Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood novel
By William Hughes July 1, 2021 | 12:16am
James Franco has agreed to pay $2.2 million in sexual misconduct settlement
By Tatiana Tenreyro June 30, 2021 | 9:46pm
Bristol's Bag Of Nails didn't meant to be a "cat pub" but it's too late for regrets now
By Reid McCarter June 30, 2021 | 9:30pm
Bill Cosby released from prison after conviction overturned by Pennsylvania Supreme Court
By Tatiana Tenreyro June 30, 2021 | 8:57pm
Welcome to Mr. Tiger's Cave House, which is, unsurprisingly, a little house built into a mountainside
By Reid McCarter June 30, 2021 | 7:30pm
