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Society implodes at the very suggestion of unsexy M&M's
By Andrew Paul January 21, 2022 | 3:03pm
Meet one of the very neat athletes heating up the world of extreme ironing
By Reid McCarter January 20, 2022 | 10:30pm
This small Japanese town has embraced its reputation as an intergalactic UFO hub
By Andrew Paul January 20, 2022 | 7:04pm
Traffic in Australia is just offal after semi-truck sloshes animal guts across highway
By Andrew Paul January 13, 2022 | 11:00pm
And now, the heartwarming story of a man who realized a cockroach was living in his ear
By Reid McCarter January 13, 2022 | 10:15pm
Take a moment to remember Herbie, Britain's favorite skateboarding, Corn Flakes-eating duck
By Reid McCarter January 12, 2022 | 8:00pm
Maybe this will help: Turkmenistan wants to close the "Gates Of Hell"
By Reid McCarter January 10, 2022 | 6:48pm
Yep, that "moon hut" is definitely just a rock
By Reid McCarter January 7, 2022 | 5:36pm
Here's Why Remy's Ratatouille Adventure Is Better in Epcot than at Disneyland Paris
By Garrett Martin January 7, 2022 | 3:30pm
Ironically named Boaty McBoatface to survey appropriately named Doomsday Glacier
By Andrew Paul January 6, 2022 | 4:57pm
It’s 2022 and creatures from the deep are preparing to take over the planet
By Reid McCarter January 5, 2022 | 7:20pm
Americans stuck in climate-induced traffic hell like some kind of lousy metaphor for something
By Andrew Paul January 4, 2022 | 6:30pm
Nirvana Nevermind child pornography lawsuit is dismissed
By Tatiana Tenreyro January 4, 2022 | 3:20pm
Scientists avenge Pluto, declare there are 150 planets in our solar system
By Andrew Paul December 30, 2021 | 5:15pm
NASA launches world’s largest telescope to see who we can blame for all this
By Andrew Paul December 28, 2021 | 5:40pm
Fossil discovery unfortunately alerts us to 8-feet long millipedes
By Andrew Paul December 21, 2021 | 10:00pm
Man "owns the libs" by purposefully getting kicked off plane for wearing thong face mask
By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 9:25pm
American passwords are extremely hackable, surprising nobody
By Andrew Paul December 16, 2021 | 9:00pm
Hawkeye: Kate Bishop is a step backward for the new MCU heroBy Oliver Sava December 15, 2021 | 2:00pm
Please let Snoop Dogg announce everything for the conceivable future
By Andrew Paul December 14, 2021 | 10:15pm
The punch-happy Ayashimon is some of Shonen Jump’s dumbest, finest material
By Justin Carter December 14, 2021 | 4:00pm
Read this: Creating a conspiracy theory about robot birds to make fun of actual conspiracy theories
By Reid McCarter December 13, 2021 | 11:15pm
The Grinch should have quit after stealing Christmas the first time
By Gwen Ihnat December 13, 2021 | 9:00pm
Reddit is using the power of annoyance for good by spamming Kellogg's scab worker applications
By Reid McCarter December 10, 2021 | 9:30pm
Modern day pirate marks sixth year in jail for keeping quiet on whereabouts of 500 gold coins
By Reid McCarter December 10, 2021 | 8:00pm
We have two months to ponder the moon "hut" before learning it's just a rock
By Andrew Paul December 9, 2021 | 10:15pm
Behold: The world's largest weed brownie
By Reid McCarter December 8, 2021 | 9:00pm
This Santa school outside of Detroit is making us feel a lot of feelings
By Andrew Paul December 7, 2021 | 10:30pm
A YouTuber has made a nutcracker capable of destroying actual metal nuts
By Reid McCarter December 7, 2021 | 6:00pm
Gather ’round for a history lesson about A Christmas Story ’s leg lamp
By Reid McCarter December 3, 2021 | 9:00pm
The world has birthed another nightmare robot for us to reckon with before the year ends
By Reid McCarter December 3, 2021 | 9:00pm
Scientists find mammoth tusk preserved at the bottom of the ocean
By Andrew Paul December 2, 2021 | 9:15pm
The future of environmentally friendly plastics may come from fish sperm
By Reid McCarter December 2, 2021 | 7:15pm
The world's two top chess players are stuck in stalemate hell
By Andrew Paul December 2, 2021 | 7:00pm
25 years ago, Tickle Me Elmo's co-creator was suspected of being the Unabomber by the FBI
By Reid McCarter December 1, 2021 | 9:30pm
The History Of Science Fiction utterly fails to live up to its titleBy M.L. Kejera December 1, 2021 | 3:00pm
Local news tries to convince us that Massachusetts' "elf town" was created by a child, not actual elves
By Reid McCarter November 30, 2021 | 10:30pm
Giphy’s top 10 GIFs of 2021 reveal a tired, sad nation that still loves Baby Yoda
By Andrew Paul November 30, 2021 | 4:20pm
Wonder Woman Black & Gold closes with strong stories and even stronger artBy Caitlin Rosberg November 30, 2021 | 2:00pm
Year in review: The biggest newsmakers of 2021
By Shanicka Anderson, Gabrielle Sanchez, Tatiana Tenreyro, Matt Schimkowitz, Sam Barsanti, William Hughes November 30, 2021 | 6:00am
Revisit The Witch with the film buff podcast Homies Of Horror
By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Dan Jakes November 29, 2021 | 6:00pm
Woody, a talking, doe-eyed mall Christmas tree, has returned after 15 years of hibernation
By Reid McCarter November 29, 2021 | 5:10pm
The 10 best pop-culture gifts for kids this holiday season
By Marah Eakin November 27, 2021 | 2:00pm
Ignoring decades of disaster films, NASA wants to put a nuclear plant on the Moon
By Andrew Paul November 24, 2021 | 6:00pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney Annual Passes Sell Out, Disney's D23 News, and More
By Garrett Martin November 24, 2021 | 4:45pm
A French prankster (and definite misinformation agent) faked UFO sightings and landings
By Reid McCarter November 19, 2021 | 9:00pm
An enormously wealthy German shepherd named Gunther VI flies on a private jet and sleeps in a mansion
By Reid McCarter November 19, 2021 | 7:00pm
Mike Tyson says he smokes toad venom thrice daily, which sounds about right
By Andrew Paul November 18, 2021 | 10:45pm
The party's over for a Hawaiian stream that smells like beer and boasts a 1.2% ABV
By Reid McCarter November 18, 2021 | 8:58pm
Rich humans can prove complete domination over dino-kind with iPhones containing T-rex tooth fragments
By Reid McCarter November 18, 2021 | 8:00pm
L.A.'s Staples Center is now the Crypto.com Arena (yes, you read that correctly)
By Matt Schimkowitz November 17, 2021 | 9:37pm
Cow escapes ranch, heads to resort, gets stuck on a waterslide
By Reid McCarter November 17, 2021 | 8:30pm
A New Zealand woman was "held hostage" in her home by an angry possum named Mrs. Scoby Lunchbox
By Reid McCarter November 17, 2021 | 6:30pm
Some honeybees scream like humans with their tiny honeybee bellies
By Andrew Paul November 17, 2021 | 5:00pm
Dark Knights Of Steel is a fantasy alternate DC universe at its most basicBy Justin Carter November 17, 2021 | 4:00pm
Climate change is literally just throwing scorpion plagues at us now
By Andrew Paul November 16, 2021 | 6:05pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Mickey's Toontown Gets Reimagined, Sesame Street Comes to San Diego, and More
By Garrett Martin November 15, 2021 | 6:45pm
A new dinosaur species has been identified thanks to its big honker of a dinosaur nose
By Reid McCarter November 15, 2021 | 6:03pm
You’re Wrong About extends the spooky season with a look at Conjuring ghosthunters the WarrensBy Gwen Ihnat, Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, morgan mcnaught November 15, 2021 | 6:00pm
What are you reading in November?
By William Hughes, Matt Schimkowitz, Alex McLevy November 15, 2021 | 3:00pm
Paramount Plus is demolishing Rhea Seehorn's The Harper House
By William Hughes November 12, 2021 | 11:48pm
Icelandic tourism company gets into the Zuckerberg mockery game with metaverse parody video
By Reid McCarter November 12, 2021 | 10:15pm
Terry Crews sullies his good name as spokesman for Amazon warehouse jobs
By Andrew Paul November 11, 2021 | 10:15pm
Arby's would like to sell you french fry-flavored vodka
By Reid McCarter November 11, 2021 | 9:00pm
Stuff your own damn stockings: There's a Santa Claus shortage this year
By Reid McCarter November 11, 2021 | 7:00pm
A duck ran in the New York City Marathon, and it wore little duck shoes while doing so
By Reid McCarter November 10, 2021 | 10:15pm
Twitter enlists Meg Stalter to try to convince you to pay for Twitter Blue
By Tatiana Tenreyro November 9, 2021 | 6:48pm
Meet Doug The Potato, a big, nasty celebrity potato
By Reid McCarter November 9, 2021 | 6:24pm
YouTube scientist plays with hazardous chemicals to completely dissolve a hot dog
By Reid McCarter November 9, 2021 | 5:12pm
DEVOtee Fred Armisen reminisces about concerts with Vanessa and Jonah Bayer on How Did We Get Weird?
By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Dan Jakes, Anthony D Herrera November 8, 2021 | 6:00pm
Guy builds staircase elevator to help his elderly cat enjoy outdoor sunbathing
By Reid McCarter November 5, 2021 | 5:00pm
Disgraced Papa John’s founder brags about testing 800 pizzas in 18 months
By Matt Schimkowitz November 3, 2021 | 9:10pm
The legacy of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone and J.K. Rowling—20 years later
By Shanicka Anderson, William Hughes, Matt Schimkowitz, Gabrielle Sanchez November 3, 2021 | 3:00pm
Lane Milburn’s Lure is a fantastic graphic novel of environmental anxiety
By M.L. Kejera November 3, 2021 | 1:00pm
Andrew Callaghan's trip to a Utah rap festival went exactly how you imagine
By Andrew Paul November 2, 2021 | 9:15pm
Watch a horrifying compilation of lowlights from Facebook's Meta rebrand video
By Andrew Paul November 2, 2021 | 5:00pm
Graveneye ’s stunning atmospheric horror offers a perfect close to spooky seasonBy Caitlin Rosberg November 2, 2021 | 1:00pm
The 11 best movies streaming on Hulu in November 2021
By Katie Rife November 1, 2021 | 7:45pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney and Universal's Holiday Plans, and Fear Factor No More
By Garrett Martin November 1, 2021 | 5:20pm
Does Practical Magic hold up? ’Tis the season to find out
By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Dan Jakes November 1, 2021 | 5:00pm
John Woo is coming back to Hollywood to direct a talk-free Joel Kinnaman action movie
By William Hughes October 29, 2021 | 8:55pm
Happy Halloween: A bat might win New Zealand's annual Bird Of The Year contest
By Reid McCarter October 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
The COVID-19 pandemic saved Guitar Center from bankruptcy
By Andrew Paul October 28, 2021 | 9:29pm
MSCHF is selling 1,000 Andy Warhol sketches for $250, but 999 of them are forgeries
By Reid McCarter October 28, 2021 | 7:30pm
Determined to suck all joy out of the cosmos, Jeff Bezos announces his space business park
By Andrew Paul October 28, 2021 | 6:30pm
Cyclist rides along a wind turbine blade for our amusement and climate change fundraising
By Reid McCarter October 27, 2021 | 9:15pm
Scientists discover first signs of an extragalactic planet, far away from all... this
By Andrew Paul October 26, 2021 | 6:45pm
Iron-stomached man discovers savings benefits of eating meals at a Six Flags park
By Reid McCarter October 25, 2021 | 5:30pm
Podmass gets spooky this week with tales of haunted hotels, ghost trains, and Silent Hill 2
By Marnie Shure, Anthony D Herrera, morgan mcnaught, Dan Jakes October 25, 2021 | 5:20pm
This Week in Theme Park News: Disney Genie+ and Lightning Lane Launch at Disney World
By Garrett Martin October 22, 2021 | 6:00pm
Stardew Valley creator announces new game that will probably devour 100s of hours of our livesBy William Hughes October 22, 2021 | 2:26am
Doctors fooled a human body into accepting a pig kidney transplant
By Andrew Paul October 21, 2021 | 7:30pm
Bone up on your math studies with the guy posting calculus tutorials on Pornhub
By Reid McCarter October 20, 2021 | 9:00pm
World's oldest ghost drawing, depicting a horny old spirit, found on 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet
By Reid McCarter October 20, 2021 | 7:09pm
Sorry, candy corn haters, it'll take more than ransomware to stop Brach's Candy Corn
By Matt Schimkowitz October 20, 2021 | 5:58pm
Teen Titans: Beast Boy Loves Raven is a romantic delightBy Justin Carter October 20, 2021 | 1:00pm
Vienna museums start an OnlyFans account to show off some of their favorite nudes
By Reid McCarter October 19, 2021 | 8:15pm
Andrew Callaghan's Hollywood anti-vax protest dispatch is a seasonally appropriate horror show
By Andrew Paul October 19, 2021 | 6:01pm
Halloween becomes properly scary with introduction of candy corn-stuffed bratwurst
By Reid McCarter October 19, 2021 | 5:00pm
Little Shop Of Horrors converts a showtune skeptic on MusicalSplaining By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Craig D. Lindsey, Dan Jakes, Anthony D Herrera October 18, 2021 | 5:00pm
What are you reading in October?
By Laura Adamczyk, Alex McLevy, Danette Chavez October 18, 2021 | 3:30pm
News anchor ends local skatepark dispatch by shredding into the sunset
By Andrew Paul October 14, 2021 | 7:30pm
Christchurch fires "official city wizard," leaving itself dangerously open to dragon attacks
By Reid McCarter October 13, 2021 | 9:00pm
World's ultimate wife guy builds rotating house to give his spouse better window views
By Reid McCarter October 13, 2021 | 7:30pm
Take a look at Germany's Waterworld -ready "float-through" McDonald's
By Reid McCarter October 13, 2021 | 5:30pm
Mary Jo Pehl was held up at gunpoint, and still finished her shift at 7-Eleven
By Katie Rife October 13, 2021 | 5:00am
Brace yourselves, humanity: The "Cow of Comets" approacheth
By Andrew Paul October 12, 2021 | 9:00pm
Jodie Whittaker waxes nostalgic about mud-soaked Glastonbury ’98 on The Line-Up
By Marnie Shure, Jose Nateras, Anthony D Herrera, Dan Jakes October 11, 2021 | 5:00pm
