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Murt Ramirez Wants to Kick My Ass

2012
Comedy
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Cast

John D'Leo (Billy)Armani Del Rio (Murt)Dario Barosso (Zach)Benjamin Kornick (Hoarder)Jordyn DiNatale (Jenny)Justin Gumbs (Tyrone)Todd Alan Little (Mr. Steinberg)Michael Donaldson (Mr. Heinz)Deborah Johnstone (Ms. Mazpalupo)Rocco Ernest Privetera (Mr. Rios)Lee Bergman (Mr. Wittman)Alexander Nanda (Lil' Frankie)Jake Horowitz (Bomber Boy)Amanda Brooke Lerner (Billy's Mom)Alessia Pizza (Olivia)Henry Shen (Chang)Lester Greene (Guard)Daniel Gilfeather (Janitor)

Director

Dan Lee

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Synopsis

When 12 year old Billy McConnell inadvertently gets the most psychotic bully in all of Brooklyn expelled; a ketchup-scrawled note soon appears on his locker stating "Three O'clock!". In white-knuckle panic, Billy and pals plot a gauntlet of hair-brained escapes from his after-school date with decimation. Still, before long, it becomes clear that resistance is tragically futile for Billy. Indeed, the death card looms for any teen who dares utter the seven most bloodcurdling words ever spoken, "Murt Ramirez wants to kick my ass."

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