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Vampie

2014
1h 23m
Comedy/Horror/Romance
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Cast

Ming Ballard (Azure St. Clair)Tom Patrick (Father Jack)Maya Merker (Grace)Ray Trickitt (Mammon)Eric Strong (Tippy)Mickey Faerch (Wanda)Sophie Mazzaro (Ludmilla)Diane Kawasaki (Sister Immaculata)Dennis James Anderson (Pope Theodore III)Josh DeLozier (Julian)David Polk (Evil Priest)Melissa Tracy (Mom)Bud Galloway (Drunk Dude)Evan Tan (Young Father Jack)Lara Wickman McCarthy (The Seraphim)Steven D. Snyder (Sherlock)Tim Dax (Mad Dog)Phil Aslaksen (Nunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin)

Director

Melissa Tracy

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Synopsis

In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.

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