Fox News continues its bizarre attempts at music hipsterdom, following up a segment in which comedian (?) Katherine Timpf mocked Radiohead’s entire oeuvre as “elaborate moaning and whining for ringtone sounds” with a definitive ranking of the Oxfordshire band among its contemporaries. Get ready for a rush of blood to the head, because according to arbiter of tastes Greg Gutfeld, Radiohead is a pale imitation of the Chris Martin-fronted Coldplay. “You know, Radiohead is a fine band, but they stole everything from Coldplay. Like Radiohead is the poor man’s Coldplay,” Gutfeld said, on live television, with absolutely no regard for the previously established hierarchy that goes Radiohead–>Travis–>Muse–> Coldplay–>Starsailor.