Dutch thieves execute daring Pokémon card heist
The criminals—who smashed a van into a Dutch toy store—also stole Legos, apparently

This is a Pikachu covered in Swarovski crystals, but it might be more valuable if it was cardboard. Photo: BEHROUZ MEHRI/AFP via Getty Images
Toy collecting took a turn for the Die Hard this week, as Vice reports that a Dutch toy shop was recently the target of a dramatic after-hours van-smashing by thieves interested in securing the store’s supply of Pokémon cards and Lego products. Not since the San Francisco Beanie Baby Slayings of 1996—an event so unlikely that we just had to make it up—has so blatant a crime been committed in pursuit of a foil Charizard or whatever it was these guys were after. Per the Vice report, the target of the theft was Dutch toy chain Intertoys, with thieves ramming one of the company’s locations with a van at 9:30 p.m. and making off with as many torsos, limbs, and other Lego minifig parts as they could presumably get their hands on.