Richard Cohen (The Hack)Michael Davis (JK)Sue Ellen Randolph (Jessica)Nick Sweeny (The Broker)
Sue Ellen Randolph
In a world where sport balls are creepy, one football is the creepiest of them all. He is kidnapping all the balls from off the street and deflating them. He believes that American football is the greatest sport known to man and no one should play any other sport, but when JK the basketball and Harry the Soccer ball's friend is in danger, it is time to give that rotten pig skin ball what he deserves.