“Feminine lipstick” creator finds new, dumb way to glue your labia together

In February, a company called Mensez—which we assume was meant to be a play on “menses,” but is really more like “men says”—came under rightful scrutiny for marketing a product called ”Mensez feminine lipstick.” Unlike lipstick applied to the lips on your face, Mensez created a product you apply to your labia, effectively glueing them together. (The website insists, “It Is Not a Glue.”)
If you don’t have labia, rest assured that they are not meant to hold menstrual blood inside your body. Regardless, the Mensez website contains a long list of activities that ”could be improved” by glueing your labia together during your period, including weekend staycations, final exams, and, perplexingly, “casino luck” and “boardwalk on your longboard,” neither of which seem related to your choice of menstrual product.
The creator of these products is, according to the company’s Facebook page, a man named Daniel Dopps. Dopps compares labia-gluing during your period to the ladylike activity of chewing with your mouth closed, as opposed to the very un-ladylike activity of bleeding with your labia wide open:
Now Patheos has alerted us to another, perhaps even more baffling, Mensez product: a pantyliner that has a colorless powder on it that turns to glue. If you’d prefer to not apply “lipstick” to your labia, Mensez has created a way to glue yourself together without having to actually touch your vulva. The powder transfers to your labia and effectively glues them together (“It Is Not a Glue”). As with the feminine lipstick, it’s supposed to keep your labia sealed tightly together during your period, keeping menstrual blood out until the seal is broken with either urine or soap.