Films That Time Forgot: Karzan, Jungle Lord
Karzan,
Jungle Lord (1972)
Director:
Demofilo Fidani
Also known as: Jungle Master
Plot: In the grand tradition of How Things Get Done In
The Civilized World, one rich adventurer invites another rich adventurer into
his lounge for drinks, cigars, and a short film about a mysterious ape-man. ("A
new kind of animal!") The two plot out an expedition via a series of painfully
exact speeches, along the lines of,
"I have to admit that you may be right, but even more interesting than
your theory is the discovery itself. I feel that this creature is fascinating
whatever his origin, so that I would be disposed to view an expedition as a
pure investigation rather than the verification of a thesis. On which terms, I
would finance it." The hunting party arrives in Africa with a skilled, silent
manservant named "Crazy" (played by Attilio Severini) who was captured and
tortured by rebels at a young age, making him "a very unusual man." The hunters
drive for a while. Then they boat. Then they walk. (Imagine if Raiders Of
The Lost Ark
had been mostly about Indiana Jones booking his air travel—that's pretty
much what the first 45 minutes of Karzan is like.) Along the way, Crazy and his
bosses take time to enjoy the local wildlife, and to dispose of it. First,
Crazy uses a blow-dart to shoot a spider off the party's resident distressed
damsel, Melu Valente:
Then, Crazy wrestles a snake:
And eventually, the whole team opens fire on a
tribe of natives hiding in trees:
Sadly, though, in the midst of the massacre, Crazy
has to sacrifice himself for the betterment of scientific understanding: