I Watched This On Purpose: Vantage Point

Sometimes, even The A.V. Club isn't impervious to the
sexy allure of ostensible cultural garbage. Which is why there's I Watched This
On Purpose, our feature exploring the impulse to spend time with trashy-looking
yet in some way irresistible entertainments, playing the long odds in hopes of
a real reward. And a good time.
Cultural infamy: Vantage Point, released earlier this
year, has virtually no cultural cache. It appears to be the kind of empty
thriller that's looking to make a quick buck without making too many
waves—the trailers were exciting enough that the movie opened at number
one, but it quickly disappeared from theaters. It's got a 35 percent rating on
Rotten Tomatoes, which for our purposes is probably worse than, say, a 5 or a
10. It means the movie is just okay, not shockingly bad or surprisingly good.
Metacritic has it at a similar 40/100, and our own Scott Tobias called it
"craven, shallow… and gimmicky" on the way to giving it a C-. (And that isn't
me rearranging his words, film-studio-style, to make it sound better.)
Curiosity factor: But still, my brain yearns
for political thrillers, especially about assassinations. Even a bad
assassination movie (the Bruce Willis remake of Day Of The Jackal, for example) pretty much
always has enough exciting moments to make it worth watching. (Wasn't that Jack
Black in Jackal
selling Willis the gigantic machine gun?) I'm rarely tempted to watch even the
most accessible, supposedly good rom-com (never seen Jerry Maguire, and I really like
Cameron Crowe), but I will watch the most half-assed political thriller or
decent-looking cop movie. (Look for 88 Minutes in an upcoming I Watched
This On Purpose.) Also, the cast in Vantage Point looked pretty decent.
Forest Whitaker, that hunky Matthew Fox from Lost, Dennis Quaid, Sigourney
Weaver, William Hurt… And then there's the movie's "twist"—right there in
the title—that we're going to see this assassination from various points
of view. (Like Rashomon, only with greater box-office potential.) Oh, and I can't end
this paragraph without mentioning Nick Of Time, the 1995 Johnny
Depp/Christopher Walken flick that takes place in "real time." It's movies like
that—shallow and gimmicky in all the right ways—that make me think Vantage
Point has
a chance.
The viewing experience: Color me pleasantly
surprised. Vantage Point has little of the ridiculousness you might expect from a
Hollywood thriller—it's super-lean, full of nonstop action, and actually
twisty enough (without too many ridiculous coincidences) that it kept me
guessing, or at least interested.
So, to the vantage points. We first see the events
unfold from the trailer of a mobile newsroom. At the helm is GNN (it's like
CNN, get it?) producer Sigourney Weaver, whose presence is barely a blip in the
film after the first few minutes. She and her crew are filming an appearance by
President William Hurt, who's in Spain to promote a new multi-country alliance
that promises to put a "stranglehold" on terror. (That's the way to stop
terror, strangle it!) Her various angles, courtesy of a bunch of cameras in the
plaza, provide an overview of what's about to happen. And what is that, you
ask? The President Of The United States (hereafter referred to as POTUS, both
by me and by the rest of the cast) is about to be shot.
Weaver also lets us know that Secret Service agent
Dennis Quaid was shot only a year ago while saving the president from
assassination. And now Quaid is kind of cracked up, taking pills and generally
being nervous. His partner is Matthew Fox, who (mild spoiler, but not really)
clearly has something up his sleeve. Our next vantage point is theirs, as they
prepare the president for his trip to the plaza. Oh, and each time we change
vantage points, there's a little cliffhanger, and the film rewinds quickly.
It's actually pretty effective, in a 24 kind of way. (You could say that about this
whole movie—it's very 24.) So the president is shot. It looks bad. We know
that much. Quaid and Fox have this stupid exchange: "This never should have
happened." "Except that it did, on our watch."