Influencers introduce new model of monetizing newborn babies by selling a replica of their own
There is nothing in life that cannot be monetized. From selling vials of used bath water to livestreaming every moment of the day for an audience of strangers, the internet has enabled us to sell small bits of ourselves—tangible or otherwise—constantly. There doesn’t seem to be a limit to how far self-monetization can be taken. And yet, somehow, it still comes as a stomach-churning shock to learn that a family of YouTubers has found a way to not only generate cash from the actual birth of their latest child with a video entitled “EMOTIONAL LIVE BIRTH – LABOUR AND DELIVERY,” but also turned that baby into a salable online product with an honest-to-god lifesize replica that their fans can purchase.
As Mashable’s Morgan Sung writes, “parents Chris and Sarah Ingham…designed a lifelike baby doll, modeled after [their newborn] Jace at two weeks old, that followers can buy and take care of for only £279.00, or about $340.” Any absolute creep interested in taking them up on this incredible offer can go to “reborn baby” manufacturer Mary Shortle’s website to pick up a “Soft Bodied,” “19" (48cm)“ version of a child they’ve never met. If your unhealthy parasocial relationship with the YouTube family needs further prodding before it converts to a sales, please note as well that this fake baby “will come with 3 hand-designed baby vests one of them being uniquely drawn and designed by Ésme Ingham (age 10). Exactly the way she sees her baby brother.”