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Miles Teller steps into a centerless Saturday Night Live dominated by featured players

Ashley Padilla and Andrew Dismukes make a valiant effort, but it's a disappointment installment.

Miles Teller steps into a centerless Saturday Night Live dominated by featured players

I’ve long resisted the idea that Saturday Night Live needs a spotlight-pulling star at its center. The show essentially made its second-season bones by rejecting that notion outright, surviving and thriving after Chevy Chase’s departure, and as much as figures like Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, and Kate McKinnon have seemed like The Main One over the years, it’s really only the Murphy era where that kind of favoritism actually serves the show. Ferrell is one of the best to ever do it in part because of his ability to slot into the most seemingly thankless roles, not because he solo’d everyone else off the screen every week.

But there are certainly times when it feels like SNL is lacking a strong center, at least in terms of personality; Lorne Michaels will always provide an overemphatic political center for those in desperate need of that. Both of those problems emerged immediately on tonight’s episode, during what should have been a fun shake-up from the Trump-interrupts routine: a “third, final, and fictional” mayoral debate sketch that seemed to immediately apologize for any confusion it might cause out in God’s Country. (Have a lot of other debate sketches needed to explain that they were made up? Or was the show just admitting that some of their presidential ones have featured cast members just rephrasing stuff the candidates said?) Despite that narrow targeting, the mayoral race is still great fodder on paper, not least because the candidates all have shtick, whether vocal or political, that invite broad impressions.

Maybe not this broad, though, and that’s where the show’s lack of a center figure comes into play. While it was neat to see the episode’s host in the actual cold open, Miles Teller does not particularly have an Andrew Cuomo; here in New York, at least, a bunch of subsequent ads featuring the real thing’s reedier, more condescending goombah-of-reason voice made that clear throughout the episode. The sketch was rounded out by a guest-appearing Ramy Youssef, who doesn’t especially have a Zohran Mamdani, powered by writing that lacked a sense of what could be funny about his millennial energy; and Lorne’s apparent lost love Shane Gillis, not exactly a range-y impressionist, who the writers then gave a single Curtis Sliwa idea that might have been outsourced to social media: He’s sure got some crazy stories! To bookend the sketch’s initial hesitation about playing to the heart of the east coast, James Austin Johnson’s Trump did wind up interrupting to do a little shtick of his own, after newbie Kam Patterson popped up as Eric Adams. Again, no real impression there from the third guy to play Adams on the show; must have given Chris Redd and Devon Walker some measure of private satisfaction, though.

Normally, a flop opening sketch from Saturday Night Live is easy enough to ignore; it’s often the least interesting part of the show. But here it led into an episode that, like that opening, tried its best to lead with something new, only to stall out repeatedly. At least the rest of the show relied on the new actual cast members. Mainstays Bowen Yang, Mikey Day, Sarah Sherman, Marcello Hernández, and especially Kenan Thompson all appeared, but Veronika Slowikowska, Ben Marshall, and especially Ashley Padilla all showed up more (or at least felt more prominent, especially in the pre-Update material). Andrew Dismukes was the only veteran to get a lot of face time.

Dismukes was actually front and center for the best sketch of the night. But before he introduced the world to his written-and-drawn-on-spec graphic novel GarGirl, Teller was largely playing off of Marshall, Slowikowska, Padilla, and himself, in a series of sketches that felt reconstructed from a hazy rundown of some inauspicious episode from five to eight years ago, leaving the newest cast members often feeling like they were at some kind of comedy karaoke night.

For example: “What Did I Do Last Night?” was another social-faux-pas game-show sketch, mixed with the drunken Halloween shenanigans better-depicted in past October segments. The somewhat tortured hockey charity ad was another keep-calling-cut structure with the main joke (there’s a hockey team called the Predators!) visible from a distance well before it double-backed and repeated itself a few times. The sketch about the news broadcast with an office staff wholly unprepared for their background duties to become clearly visible had a couple of champion-level pratfalls from Mikey Day; it was also not that different from a live version of those seemingly Day-beloved filmed pieces where a bunch of colorful characters go nuts in the background of an earnest teen drama. Even Teller’s presence felt a little warmed over; after playing a hungover mess, an office creep, a real-life sexual predator, and a hockey player forced to erroneously identify himself as one, it was a relief to see him play a generic police detective in the aforementioned GarGirl sketch.

Like a bad political sketch, a little recycling should not shock anyone watching this program on the regular. Sometimes that can be part of the SNL charm: watching comedians and writers rework some familiar ideas to suit different hosts, comedy styles, or satirical angles, sometimes not really nailing it until the second or third time. But such a volume of secondhand sketches can really underline the lack of an Ego Nwodim or Cecily Strong type who could level that material up. Slowikowska, Marshall, Patterson, and the other featured players aren’t really there yet—except Padilla, and even she has clutch-utility-player energy. (She reminds me a bit of Rachel Dratch or Beck Bennett, which is a high compliment.) A star player or two might not have fixed this episode, but rallying even a sketch or two would have made a big difference.

What was on

As mentioned, the sketch where Dismukes plays a reporter using the cops’ stonewalling about a series of murders as an opportunity to get feedback on his rejected graphic novel was a clear highlight, even if some of the timing fell off towards the end, and the audience seemed to politely tolerate it more than find it hilarious. (More for me, nerds!) Padilla even had a Will Ferrell-ish moment of screaming rage! Time to bring back “get off the shed” after a 25-year hiatus?!

No, of course not, because Dismukes and Padilla have other notes to play; their Update commentary as two people who just hooked up was much better-acted than it needed to be, and capitalized off of the number of sketches the two of them have already logged this season. I’ve already gone way over my allotment of permissible past cast-member comparisons in a single recap, I know. But just give me one more: Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers!

The Netflix spoof about missing wives who are actually just on previously mentioned trips or possibly in the bathroom also hit some familiar material, but at a punchier pace and with better, sillier jokes than the night’s other retreads.

What was off

Most of the night’s sketches were more mildly disappointing than terrible, the episode’s suckiness more cumulative than flagrant. But that last one at the Italian restaurant with Teller and Hernández was more actively bad. Chloe Fineman and Mikey Day had a few amusing exchanges, but the whole thing was basically just Il Cantore again, and as the only sketch of the last 15 minutes of the show, it really bore the brunt of the episode’s oh-this-is-it deflation. Not entirely fair, but it’s not really fair to have food-throwing in an Italian-restaurant sketch curtailed before they get to the sauce, either.

Most valuable player

Dismukes and Padilla can share it with discomfiting closeness.

Next time

Nikki Glaser has been a much-predicted host since that Tom Brady thing; she’s finally getting around to it, and is notable for being the month’s token host who didn’t co-star in Top Gun: Maverick.

Stray observations

  • • This might have been the best Weekend Update of the season so far. It still went on too long, petered out at the end, and repeatedly went to familiar Jost-and-Che joke wells, but Che summoned his trademark occasional bite for a couple of strong jokes: one about the second amendment providing for hungry families, and another about the potential slipperiness of Trump’s bathroom.
  • • I enjoyed how much Brandi Carlisle’s first song sounded like early ’90s rock, right down to U2-ish messaging and having two guys dress kinda like The Edge.
  • • I wasn’t sure where to put that Property Brothers at the White House sketch. Was it a clever idea with some good lines and vastly preferable to Trump facing the camera for a speech? Absolutely. Did I laugh out loud a single time during it? Definitely not. And then they put Trump in the cold open anyway, stepping on its novelty.
  • • Something that’s in a lot of early-SNL lore is how the show studiously attempted to avoid musty network sketch-comedy routines like breaking and “funny” names. Obviously Saturday Night Live has maintained an uneasy relationship with breaking over the years, but in the 2020s they’ve really broken hard from the no-funny-names principle. Sometimes they genuinely are silly enough to be funny. And sometimes the game-show host’s name is “Gay Fopay.”
  • • Not a lot of Halloween presence on the show this year; this episode came too late, and the October episodes were slightly too early (though we did get that horror parody last time out). Not even a Halloween special! However, taking my kid trick-or-treating last night, I did spot someone dressed as Gilly (speaking of a show star getting away with something way too many times) and someone else dressed as Turd Ferguson (complete with hat that’s, you know, bigger than a regular-sized hat).
  • • This review was composed largely during tonight’s daylight-savings Bonus Hour, so any and all offers made here are legally void.

 
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