The Hottie And The Nottie

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"The hotness of one girl
is directly proportional to the ugliness of her best friend," opines an actor
named The Greg Wilson in The Hottie And The Nottie. From that less-than-universally
acknowledged truth, a waste of 90 minutes has been spun. (Yes, he really goes
by "The Greg Wilson," although "The Extremely Poor Man's Horatio Sanz" might
have been a better choice for a stage name.) Continuing the parade of
almost-familiar faces, Matthew Lillard-resembling Joel David Moore serves as
the recipient of that wisdom. Moore plays a man so beaten up by life, he
doesn't even bother having the word "Loser" removed from the side of his
vandalized car. That's what the scriptwriting guides call "characterization."