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Just when we thought climate change had finally made us all safe from those damn penguins and their relentless marching forever, Hulu’s here to dash our hopes and dreams. The streaming service released its list of upcoming content for March today, and, wouldn’t you know it, here’s documentarian Luc Jacquet with his new Hulu Original Documentary, March Of The Penguins 2: The Next Step.

It’s not all pebbles and fish regurgitation on Hulu’s docket next month, though; the service is also offering up the first season of its police procedural/end-of-the-world conspiracy thriller Hard Sun. The potential of that genre mash-em-up premise was intriguing enough to land the series on our Most Anticipated TV of 2018 list, so you might want to check it out when it debuts on March 7.

Meanwhile, Hulu’s also grabbing new seasons of AMC’s oil saga The Son, and the first season of Swedish comedy import Veni Vidi Vici. It’s also losing a couple of top-notch films—A Fish Called Wanda, Blazing Saddles, and The Hurt Locker, among others—at the end of the month, so be sure to check that out before they march away—just like a bunch of penguins.

Available March 1:

Ask This Old House: Seasons 11 & 12 

This Old House: Seasons 30 & 38 

Veni Vidi Vici: Season One 

1984 

A Feast At Midnight  

A Guy Thing  

A Mermaid’s Tale  

A Stork’s Journey  

A View To A Kill 

All The Wild Horses  

Antitrust 

Bad Influence 

Bad News Bears 

Billy The Kid  

Body Of Evidence  

Boots On The Ground 

Boulevard  

Branded 

Breakdown 

Captivity  

Carriers 

Chaplin 

Chicago 

Criminal Law 

Die Another Day 

Dirty Dancing 

Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 

Dream House Nightmare 

Earth Girls Are Easy 

F/X  

F/X 2  

Fatal Instinct 

Finder’s Fee

Fire With Fire

Fluke 

For Your Eyes Only 

Forces Of Nature 

Goldeneye 

Gordy 

Hackers 

Hanoi Hilton 

Happythankyoumoreplease 

Hart’s War 

Hesher 

High School 

Home Of The Brave 

I’m Gonna Git You Sucka 

I’m So Excited!

Ill Manors 

Imagine That 

Jack Goes Boating 

Jeff Who Lives At Home 

Jennifer 8 

Kingpin 

Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man 

License To Kill 

Love Crimes  

Moonraker 

Mr. Majesty 

National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie  

National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2: College @ Sea 

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 

Pudsey The Dog: The Movie 

Regarding Henry  

Southie  

Sprung 

Stuart Little 

Stuart Little 2 

Tales Of The Grim Sleeper 

The Accused  

The Devil Inside  

The Doors  

The Glass Shield

The Living Daylights 

The Million Dollar Hotel  

The Music Never Stopped 

The Secret Of N.I.M.H. 

The Square  

The World Is Not Enough  

Tomorrow Never Dies

Twenty Twenty Four 

We Blew It  

Where The Skin Lies 

Who Killed Nancy? 

XXX  

XXX: State Of The Union  

Young Adult

Available March 2:

Showtime at the Apollo: Season One Premiere

Available March 3:

MasterChef Junior: Season Six Premiere

Available March 4:

K.C. Undercover: Season Three

Traitor 

Available March 5:

Amazing World of Gumball: Season Five

 The 90th Oscars® 

The 90th Oscars®: Live From The Red Carpet 

The Real Housewives Of New York City: Season Nine 

Everything Beautiful Is Far Away 

The New Radical

Available March 6:

Crash (2005)

Fantasia 2000

Available March 7:

Hard Sun: Season One premiere

Living Soul

Available March 8:

Aftermath

Knock Knock

Available March 9:

Champions: Season One premiere

Power Rangers

Available March 10:

Angie Tribeca: Season Three

Available March 12:

American Idol: Season One premiere 

American Ninja Warrior: Season Nine premiere 

Deception: Season One premiere 

Timeless: Season Two premiere 

Force Majeure  

Wolf Warrior 2

Available March 13:

Food Wars!: Season Two dubs  

Bitter Harvest

Available March 14:

For the People: Season One premiere 

Rise: Season One premiere

Tommy’s Honour

Available March 15:

The Bridge: Season Four 

The Son: Season One 

4 Lovers  

Blade Of The Immortal  

Four Rooms 

Hello I Must Be Going 

LOL 

October Country 

River Of Grass 

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain  

The Fog (2005) 

The Forgotten 

The Kill Team

Available March 16:

John Q

Available March 18:

Almost Friends

Available March 19:

Genius Jr.: Season One premiere 

Little Big Shots: Season Three premiere 

Life Itself 

Love And Saucers

Available March 23:

Station 19: Season One premiere 

March Of The Penguins 2: The Next Step

Available March 24:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Available March 27:

The Little Hours

Available March 28:

Roseanne: Season One premiere

Splitting Up Together: Season One premiere

Available March 30:

Alex, Inc: Season One premiere

Shadowhunters: Season Three premiere 

Siren: Season One premiere

Available March 31:

Closing Gambit 

EuroTrump 

The Ghoul 

Habit  

Project Eden

Leaving March 31:

A Fish Called Wanda 

Blazing Saddles 

Dirty Dancing 

Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 

Gang Related 

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds 

Michael 

Nine Queens 

Swimming With Sharks 

The Conspirator 

The Hurt Locker 

The Spirit

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